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Lily Hammer
11:27 Fri Aug 9
Re: Electric Scooter
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joe royal 12:24 Thu Aug 8
Ha ha!
Yes, Joe, you are one of the the new stats that have spiked in the emergency rooms which involve men, over the age of 30, injured using these scooters between the hours of 1am-3am.
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lowermarshhammer
1:55 Thu Aug 8
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Joe Royal
Normally I crash my bicycle at least twice a summer whilst coming home PISSED. This year I'm prang free, clearly I need to DRINK MORE.
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joe royal
12:24 Thu Aug 8
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Fell off one pissed up in Gothenburg a few weeks ago.
Excellent scar on my head now.
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gph
7:17 Wed Aug 7
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When me and my mate were stopped for speeding down a big hill in Havering-atte-Bower 50 years ago, they didn't mention us cycling two abreast.
Let off with an unofficial caution.
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yogib
7:12 Wed Aug 7
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Westside 6:47 Wed Aug 7
Oh I'm a tad wrong- maybe the Highway Code from 35 years ago was different. They're still cunts and I drive a car and ride a bike as well.
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Cabbage Savage
6:56 Wed Aug 7
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I'm currently developing a cabbage powered vehicle to follow my wife around the village.
Only problem is the donkey prefers carrots to cabbages.
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Westside
6:47 Wed Aug 7
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and ride two abreast on roads which is against the highway code.
is that the highway code rule 66, which says you should not cycle MORE than two abreast?
Or another highway code?
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yogib
4:49 Wed Aug 7
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Illegal to use on the road and pavements - ideal for hipster cunts. Wouldn't touch one with a barge pole. People who use them are worse than cunty bike riders that believe they have a god given right to ignore red lights, pedestrian crossings and ride two abreast on roads which is against the highway code.
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oioi
4:22 Wed Aug 7
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I just suffered an escooter injury. I got punched in the face for not growing up.
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arsene york-hunt
4:17 Wed Aug 7
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They sound great. Where can I buy one....
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BennyJay
1:49 Wed Aug 7
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These things are one of the shittest things known to man.
I hope that every nobber that uses these gets the 6 points and £300 fine the plod promised to enforce.
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simon.s
12:37 Wed Aug 7
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Rd - too true.
Pedestrians have become an inconvenience in the city. Pavements have become narrower to accommodate all the cunts using the roads.
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Grumpster
12:35 Wed Aug 7
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Always look at things like these as pointless shit for lazy cunts who can't resist buying all of the new technology that comes out.
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Lily Hammer
12:34 Wed Aug 7
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They exploded onto the scene in Oslo earlier this year, and they wind me up no end. It's the way people leave them anywhere and everywhere, often right in the middle of the pavement. (We are talking about the ones you hire with an app on your phone, right)?
I believe they took off at the South By South West festival in Austin Texas a couple of years ago, or so.
They are supposed to be green, but if I'm not mistaken, they have a very short life span and no system set up to service and repair, so they are poisonous to produce and dispose of.
Lazy cunts probably think they help them get to places more quickly, but they probably just leave later after staring at their smartphones for longer, so still rush to turn up late.
I don't care if I got some facts wrong there, I WANT to be angry about them,
CUNTS!
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lowermarshhammer
12:27 Wed Aug 7
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Transport for London CUNTS
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Northern Sold
11:52 Wed Aug 7
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Twist and Go shit
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13 Brentford Rd
11:41 Wed Aug 7
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Massively used in Tel Aviv, they are everywhere thousands of them. Suits that city but not London.
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w4hammer
10:08 Wed Aug 7
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illegal , and has already caued the death of three people in london
plus people who ride them are cunts and think they are invincible
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LeroysBoots
10:08 Wed Aug 7
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Good luck !
They are banning them, big crackdown by the Met
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BRANDED
9:52 Wed Aug 7
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Why?
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